ABC On Strike

Or something. All I know is that Triple J was broadcasting a steady flow of music interspersed with a recorded message saying "due to factors beyond our control, normal programming has ceased" etc etc. So much better than usual. I'm assuming the useless bastards are on strike. For more pay? They don't deserve it! How much better was the Morning Show today without that self-obsessed crank Mel Bampton blathering on about what she thinks of this song or that band? Nobody cares what you think, Mel! Nobody apart from the other turdish JJJ DJs, who worship her constantly on their own sorry shows. Let's face it, all the JJJ presenters suck the balls. They're unfunny, boring windbags, the lot of them. It wasn't always like this - I enjoyed Mikey Robbins's and Helen Razer's show. Judith Lucy and Helen Razer made a fine pair, as did Merrick and Rosso. Stick a fork in the others, however. And what's with the drooling moron listeners who telephone in? That request thing in the evenings - what's with that? "You're listening to Rosie on Super Request and I'm talking to Sharon from Broken Hill. What are you doing tonight, Sharon?" "Well, Rosie, I'm having a party." "Do you like Jatz biscuits?" "Yes I do, but I think I prefer Saos." "Wow." "Look! A cat!" YAWN!! JUST PLAY THE DAFT BINT'S SONG, ROSIE!

When these people go on strike we realise how much we don't need them. They are an ugly boil on the arse of this country's government edifice. Don't give them any more money!

/rant