Did You Know...?
So that's how they came up with "beer gut" - don't try this at home, folks.
Hat tip - Samizdata (naturally).
Evolving from blandly inoffensive to utterly barbarous
Socialism (by Saadat Hasan Manto)
He loaded all his belongings onto a truck and was driving to another town when he was waylaid by a mob. Eyeing the goods greedily, one man said to the other, 'Just look at all that booty he is decamping with.' The owner smiled proudly, 'What you see here is my personal property.'
Some of the men laughed. 'We know.'
There was a yell from the mob, 'Don't let this capitalist get away. He is nothing but a robber with a truck.'