Chinglish

I've been looking at rental apartments in Beijing. I'm particularly drawn to this dwelling:

a universal city apartment house rents out , 90 puts down rice, one defends one bedroom and one living room, towards south , 6000/ is monthly. High-rise ken is extremely good. Male live in Beijing hinderland , be called the capital apartment house Taoist temple scenery platform , housing estate celebrity aggregation , fad the quiet and tasteful , mature community high-rise elegant , afforesting landscape design , the environment , ken good. Top grade apartment house , brand-new fad home appliance , delicate fitting up, 24 hours of Bao An and thing job manage the elegant community mild and fragrant , the environment is elegant , have transport facilities, convenient , very proper habitancy of shopping, asking and my connection having intention, 65851552 , 13366736670 or E-mail: Dongchena@yahoo.com.cn Mr. Zhang

Apart from having to defend your bedroom and living room - one would think that the aggregation of mature celebrities on the housing estate would demand more rigorous passive security measures - it sounds promising. And here's the clincher - the delicate fitting up and 24 hour Bao An thing job service should come in handy on those long, cold, lonely Beijing nights.